Hey Manswers dudes, the French suck at everything but Stinking! Except for maybe some over priced Champaign that may take some of the sting out of a wedding. The Nordic, or Norse, you know, the VIKING dudes, first introduce hopps into beer making. That's the stuff that puts the BREW in Brewski. It started as mead made from honey by some Viking honeys. OH Yeah! Some of the Viking dudes cruised around in their very cool ships called Drakars, and stumbled onto France. After kicking some serious stinky French butt, the Vikings, feeling sorry for the French that survived, gave them mead to keep them drunk in exchange for play time with their French babes. Good deal? Hold on... Since Vikings were the first "world traders", The Norsemen later showed the French hopps to add to their weak-ass ale and BAMMM! they had beer. For showing the French hopps, the Vikings only wanted play-time with the French babes and a little wine. This is how the French came up with the phase "Champaign taste with a beer pocket book". OUCH! So the next time you are slamming down a really great brew...Remember, it wasn't some smelly French Saint dude that first made the nectar of the gods... It was some Viking honeys with some honey that got the whole thing started.
On the same note; Do you know who first found our continent? It was not Chris that discovered America, nor was it Americo... You guessed right if you said those Viking dudes with their cool dragon ships called Drakars. Check it out... There is a rune stone in Minnesota that predates Columbus by over 350 years that was turned up by a farmer when pulling out a tree on his land.




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