The first Spike.com blog of Clemond N. Flinch

Spike.com sucks.  I have just spent 20 minutes jumping around this site and it feels like a nightmare.  It's like some human death maze filled with the lamest of promotions.  Fable II for XBOX 360?  I don't think so.  Spike, baby, if you are trying to promote your channel why have you overloaded every page with a million advertisements.  Also, every weeknight you play "7 Days" yet I can't find it on your site.  It should be here.  I mean it may be here but I am not going back out onto that site for fear of seizure.  You guys did everything short of throwing a Mountain Dew in my face.  You remember how you guys made the lame Blade television show.  I think you should do that with Highlander.  I think the movies and the old television series are due for a sequel and Spike might be just the people who are up to the challenge.  Oh by the way, does Spike do anything with UFC, I couldn't tell from your site?  Oh and do you guys like women?  I sure like women, and maybe because we both like women I will sit down at 4 a.m. and watch 7 Days because you know me so well.  Now there is an ad for think.mtv.com. Extreme!  Also what does it mean that this site is powered by ifilm?  It seems to me it means that it refuses to run efficiently and gorges itself on flash.  I think that is all for now.  I will add more later if I can find my way back.