Movies & TV Chris Rock: How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

12 Comments Add a Comment Favorite Email

1. Rodney King Beating
  
  Rodney King Beating
  
  This video of the most infamous police beating of our time ultimately lead to the 1992 Los Angeles...
2. How To Punch
  
  How To Punch
  
  Protect your mother's honor with this useful tutorial on how to land a punch.
3. Chris Rock in When Animals Attack in High-Speed...
  
  Chris Rock in When Animals Attack in High-Speed Chases
  
  Time was when squirrels, bears and deer knew their place. Now they aren't just for roadkill...
4. New Orleans Police Beating
  
  New Orleans Police Beating
  
  Police in New Orleans were caught on tape mercilessly beating a 64-year-old man accused of public...
5. Cops Give an Ass Whooping
  
  Cops Give an Ass Whooping
  
  I think this video clip is from Russia because police can exercise excessive force without...
1. How To Set A Dinner Table
  
  How To Set A Dinner Table
  
  Put the Hungry Man dinner away and break out your ascot, it's time to learn how to set a dinner...
2. Wonder Showzen: Season 2 - Stuffed Science Fair
  
  Wonder Showzen: Season 2 - Stuffed Science Fair
  
  The puppets display their ridiculous science projects. Wordsworth wins by showing the dreams he's...
3. Dark Blue - Trailer
  
  Dark Blue - Trailer
  
  Set in L.A. in the tense days of April 1992, just before acquittal of four white officers in the...
4. Segment 3
  
  Wonder Showzen
  
  Segment 3
  
  Well, it's settled, number are smarter than letters, and apparently Arabs are smarter than Jews....
5. How to Eat Watermelon
  
  How to Eat Watermelon
  
  In a clip from the 1970s TV program Petey Greene's Washington, civil rights activist Petey Greene...

1. Gremlins Review
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Gremlins Review
  
  The '80s classic is put through its paces in a way only CineMassacre can.
2. Behind the Scenes - How To Buy Lingerie For Your...
  
  Behind the Scenes - How To Buy Lingerie For Your Girlfriend
  
  Go behind the scenes of Playmate Show & Tell when Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole helps you find...
3. Nailing Your Wife
  
  Nailing Your Wife
  
  This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni...
4. Behind The Scenes - What Not To Do When Meeting...
  
  Behind The Scenes - What Not To Do When Meeting Her Parents
  
  Go behind the scenes with Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood when she shares some essential...
5. Ed Wood-A-Thon (Part 1)
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Ed Wood-A-Thon (Part 1)
  
  CineMassacre's James Rolfe takes on Ed Wood in a comprehensive look at the legendary...
1. Maximum Overdrive
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Maximum Overdrive
  
  CineMassacre's James Rolfe gets behind the wheel of the mindless Stephen King horror classic.
2. The Shining
  
  CineMassacre
  
  The Shining
  
  CineMassacre's James Rolfe runs through Stanley Kubrick's hedge maze with a twisted take on The...
3. What Not To Do When Meeting Her Parents
  
  What Not To Do When Meeting Her Parents
  
  Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood shares some essential tips on how to put your best food...
4. What Not To Do on a Job Interview
  
  What Not To Do on a Job Interview
  
  Lauren Michelle Hill gets down to business in the latest installment of Playmate Show & Tell....
5. Dirt Pie
  
  Dirt Pie
  
  You're girlfriend's coming over in an hour for a birthday dinner you said you'd prepare. But what...
1. Chili con Corndogs
  
  Chili con Corndogs
  
  It's game day and you need to cook for 8-10 hombres. But have no fear, this chili recipe with a...
2. Bat-A-Thon (Part 3)
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Bat-A-Thon (Part 3)
  
  The final installment of CineMassacre's in depth look at the history of the Batman franchise.
3. Bat-A-Thon (Part 2)
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Bat-A-Thon (Part 2)
  
  CineMassacre continues its epic look at the origins of Batman.
4. Bat-A-Thon (Part 1)
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Bat-A-Thon (Part 1)
  
  The inaugural episode of CineMassacre takes a look at the origins of everyone's favorite...
5. Ed Wood-A-Thon (Part 2)
  
  CineMassacre
  
  Ed Wood-A-Thon (Part 2)
  
  CineMassacre's James Rolfe concludes his look at legendary schlockmeister Ed Wood. digg_url =...
1. How to Pick Up a Playmate
  
  How to Pick Up a Playmate
  
  Playboy Playmate Alison Waite gives you the insiders guide on how to pick up your very own Playboy...
2. What Not to Do on a First Date
  
  What Not to Do on a First Date
  
  Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood gives you all the dos and don'ts of a first...

12 Comments

0

1. tangelony Posted on Dec 30 '06 at 4:06 PM

this is crazy funny.

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

2. VirtualMP3Studio Posted on Jan 2 '07 at 3:43 PM

I split my sides watching this!

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

3. bff4eva Posted on Jan 18 '07 at 4:36 PM

funny

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

4. nothingson Posted on Feb 5 '07 at 10:03 AM

I Love This Sketch

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

5. bff4eva Posted on Feb 18 '07 at 8:37 PM

this is hil-ar-i-ous funny

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

6. devin2k Posted on Mar 16 '07 at 12:17 PM

Rock says "if your woman is mad, leave her at home". I beg to add clarity. Leave your woman at home if she is a mad BLACK woman. She will turn you over to the cops so quick. Then she'll bail you out and never let you forget it!

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

7. nuku-nuku-fufu Posted on Mar 30 '07 at 2:25 AM

90% carry, so 90% gets what coming to them =)

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

8. daniefab Posted on Apr 20 '07 at 12:23 PM

ahahaha Chris Rock rules :P

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

9. BoardCameraMan Posted on Jun 22 '07 at 12:26 AM

hahah, funny stuff.

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

10. moistjoyce Posted on Jul 13 '07 at 1:06 PM

Chris Rock says it how it is, I Love it!

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

11. anthuriumdon Posted on Jul 15 '07 at 1:10 AM

remember shut the fuck up, or else. next it will be the thought police.watch out.

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment
0

12. ladonnaholmes Posted on Oct 10 '08 at 2:08 AM

Hello my name is Ladonna I am a former state worker at the Federal Burea of Prisons in Las Vegas. I dont care for this brothers bold black humor and racial genres of the black and white race its still an extremelysensitive area and he needs to reframe. He also put in his scripts about civil workers as opposed to a career working person, in these days and time nothing is promised not even his career. So my point is he need to come down a few levels and get off the level of this uncle tom mentality of the O.j. Simpson and Emmitt Till theory of the black man cant think for himself and chase every thing that everybody else can do with out. Chasing every thing no matter what the stakes are even if it means life in prison or to be lynch when will they learn. Its already challenging enough as it is.

Flag comment as inappropriate

This comment has been buried by our users. Reveal Comment

1 votes

Rating: 10.0

You voted:

Views: 450,723

Posted: November 26, 2002

Description: An oldie but a goodie. Chris explains what to do -- and what NOT to do --... (more)

Description: An oldie but a goodie. Chris explains what to do -- and what NOT to do -- when the Fuzz pulls you over.

Star: Chris Rock

(less)

Tags: beating • black drivers • educational video • instructional video • mad woman • parody • police • polite • rodney king • satire

The Top 10 Political Movies by nathanbloch
Views: 1,843 Comments: 0
How To Get Someone Punched in the Face by dhammond
Views: 240 Comments: 0
Vote for Change with Lee Mercer Jr. by Reverend_Danger
Views: 688 Comments: 0
How to Steal a Cop Car by bradiger
Views: 210 Comments: 0
Kid Rock Hates Politics and Oprah Winfrey by dsussman
Views: 1,180 Comments: 0
Terry Tate Lays Out his Politics, Sarah Palin by Reverend_Danger
Views: 1,868 Comments: 0

Extras

» On December 10th, Spike and the UFC bring you Fight for the Troops, a full card event benefiting the Fallen Heroes Fund. Click here to find out more and donate now!
» Spike gives you everything you need for an awesome Fantasy Football season.
» For all the latest and greatest news in the world of men, Spike brings you the Mantenna.
» Just what is a "True Dad" and what are they doing on Spike.com? Find out...

Features

Full Episodes

TV Shows

SPIKE.com Originals

Movies & TV Chris Rock: How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

12 Comments

Saving your comment...

Related Articles

Extras

Login

Sign-up