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1. Bastardclown Posted on May 10 '07 at 2:24 PM

That was complete twisterbait

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2. Brdogman Posted on May 12 '07 at 4:36 PM

I hope you are not getting paid because even though it is free on the net I WANT MY MONEY BACK. That has got to be your relatives laughing in the crowd. If so they were the only ones who earned their money. Cuase they had to be getting paid to laugh.

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3. TheShazbah Posted on May 13 '07 at 1:27 PM

This guy is shit........he makes me bored. By the way Bastardclown who even says 'twisterbait' anymore.......the hell does that mean?

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4. ncoles Posted on Jul 11 '07 at 5:23 PM

You rock !!

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5. mrfrausty101 Posted on Jan 5 '08 at 4:15 AM

i don't know what some of you people are talking about i thought he had some good material, the marijuana anonymous bit was great.

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6. mrfrausty101 Posted on Jan 5 '08 at 4:21 AM

yeah his ending was hilarious and the roommate masturbation bit was funny too so once again i dont know why people are bitchin, oh i 4got the majority of people are idiots and lack a good sense of humor.

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7. ancz79 Posted on Jan 6 '08 at 11:49 PM

total twisterbait

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8. ancz79 Posted on Jan 6 '08 at 11:55 PM

I just put twisterbait 'cause I read one of this guys blogs where he questioned what it was. I actually think he's pretty damn funny. I saw him open up for Louis CK this weekend. He was hilarious.

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UCB's Stand Up Get Down is an iFILM and Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre co-production highlighting LA's best up and coming stand-up comedians, putting them on the stage and on the web.

Camera Operator: David Brocca
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